Keyless Entry Systems for Cars – Can Zombies operate them?

Do zombies still have enough cognitive ability to operate keyless entry systems for cars?  They might.

If you’re a fan of the Richard Matheson novel, “I Am Legend” (and the movie adaptations – one recently with Will Smith) you’ll know that those zombies are quite cunning and capable of operating keyless entry systems for cars.

If you believe in the traditional zombification tales such as the classic “Night of the Living Dead” or the more recently updated “Resident Evil” movies, then the zombies can’t even zip up their pants let alone operate keyless entry systems for cars.

Keyless Entry Systems for Cars – Preparation for the zombie apocalypse

You do, however, have to be prepared for the potential zombie apocalypse that might befall us if some overly exuberant researcher mixes the wrong red vial with the right blue vile and unleashes the horrors of zombiehood on us all (jeez, I think I’m either watching too many zombie movies or the writers are using the same plots on all).

Either way, keyless entry systems for cars can be a very handy thing indeed for quick getaways.

Keyless Entry Systems for Cars and Zombies – what am I nuts?

All of this zombie goofiness is prompted by the article below.  In this article, two fellas with too much time on their hands and wild car building talent put together the ultimate checklist for creating the ultimate zombie proof car:

The Jawa Report: Zombie Preparation – Zombie Proof Your Car

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FLIR night vision cameras*** mounted front and rear, on individual screens; Roof mounted rear view camera; Keyless entry system; Transparent, tinted, armor glass throughout; Tandem tinted moon roof panels (transparent …

Getting ready for that zombie apocalypse? Come see me.  I’m a specialist in keyless entry systems for cars and I’ll get you set up with one that will protect you and your family from anyone who wants to eat your brain.

Remember, see Stu……he’s not a zombie and he’s EZ.